fistniam:

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

earthdad:

a broken man

(Source: wificalum)

  • Baby: D....D...
  • Dad: Daddy!?
  • Baby: Doug DimmaDome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome !

(Source: bittery)

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

(Source: aurora-spirit)

theawesomesauce93:

scribble-scratch:

My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”

I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.

deaths-impala:

sielumia:

deaths-impala:

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

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uhm…guys?

that two-timing son of a bitch

(Source: yourfaceisflowers)

(Source: primegifs)

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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